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May 22 2018

Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20 or older.

machatnoir:

zombielove74:

The lack of notes.

Sadly, yes.

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onion-souls:

cpt-langosta:

onion-souls:

snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

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occoris:

capncrystal:

occoris:

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

god bless

oneman-wolfpackk:

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

May 21 2018

thetexhex:

The DM: ok guys, this is a serious scene, don’t mess it up

The players:

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ao3tagoftheday:

ethermaster:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

  • That aint renaissance fanart

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

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queezlejones:

Banner for fast_pistols for use on twitch and youtube; this is the version sized for twitch as opposed to youtube. It was SUPER fun to work on, overall! Drawing the whole gang together is always a treat.

EDIT: here are the in progress shots

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everybodyilovedies:

acidarrowguy:

yummidoesnothing:

how to call hawkeye and falcon

Losing my shit over this.

FURY’S FUCKING FACE

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tlitookilakin:

engineer-pearl0:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

lcwki:

loki: where’s the child support bitch

svaðilfari: [neighs because he’s literally just a horse]

loki:

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bbg100:

moneysltd:

moldyfingers:

termytheantisocialbutterfly:

libertarirynn:

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

Um wat

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

you fucking cowards.  the teletubbies have been in a polyam relationship since the beginning.  fucked around in their hill house since 1997, dreamed of having kids together as evidenced from the baby in the sky.  ate together, cohabited, shared items.  in this goddamn essay draft i will 

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garbage-empress:

portentsofwoe:

gifsofprocesses:

Pulling apart duct tape causes chemical bonds to break which indirectly gives rise to a faint blue glow in an effect called triboluminescence 

how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone go ‘hey check this out’

probably because most people won’t say “hey come into this completely dark room I want to show you something involving duct tape”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

andwaydownwego:

The composers of movie soundtracks are probably the most underrated people in the whole world

john williams is the only reason anyone believed padme and anakin loved each other that man carried an entire saga’s love story on his shoulders because george sure as shit didn’t give them much

chiakii-chan:

makotonaegi-shslgoodluck:

chiakii-chan:

asianshaun:

chiakii-chan:

im sorry did you want this hershey chocolate bar

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WELL TOO FUCKIN G BAD 

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THIS IS MY HERSHEY BAR

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-dramatic running-

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Oy, What are you doing!?

STOP IT!

-GOES INTO OVERDRIVE SPEED-

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QUICK KOMAEDA RUN CATCH UP TO YOUR SENPAIimage

and i know exactly how to get his attention

OH HINATA KUN LOO KWHAT I HAVE

A 5LB HERSHEY CHOCOLATE BAR

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COME ON HINATA KUN! COME FOR THE CHOCOLATE

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danganr0npamemes:

Dangan Ronpa character: *is seen with some kind of beverage*

Dangan Ronpa fandom: Oh my god guys. look. That drink right there is their favorite drink ever and they won’t drink anything else and they probably have clothes featuring that drink and FUCK IT I SHIP THEM WITH THAT DRINK AND THEY ACTUALLY ARE THAT DRINK, THEIR PEE IS LITERALLY THAT VERY BEVERAGE RIGHT THERE

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