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October 10 2017

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foodntwk:

guy surprised the judges by making them contestants on his show and the one dude just happens to always carry an apron in his pocket I????

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iloveteamfortresstoo:

confused-sketching:

So I just got this Spycrab in the mail and throughout the enTIRE WEEKEND I just took nature photos with him in the background
This was a well-thought out purchase

It’s nice to see a spycrab out in the wild. Far too many spycrab owners keep them locked up in the house and it’s not good for them :/

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sicklizardman:

10 years achievement !

Thank you guys.
Thank you Valve.
Thank you TF2.

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

ididnotorderagianttrampoline:

thorneofbriar:

onceyougodutch:

chasertiff:

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.

“EXPLAIN NOTHING”

IVE ALWAYS LOVED HIM AND THIS IS WHY

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fuckyeahtf2:

Ah, yes. The WAR! update. Long before the Heavy vs. Pyro thing, this came off the heels of the Sniper Vs. Spy Update as the coolest thing to happen to TF2.

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mori771:

10주년 축하해~

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catluniscia:

Deviantart Youtube Redbubble Teepublic Patreon Ko-fi Commission

Lines by @snowshoethepyro

It’s Cat and SnowShoe Back together again to doing the greatest thing ever that is coloring tf2 art and talking about really good things. And play some would you rather a TF2 edition….hehe gets interesting.

So here we have a cute art of Demoman having a cute little break making cute little lucky stars as a form of relaxation. He needs more love in art and positivity and whats more positive than doing cute little crafts?

Happy Team Fortress 2 10th anniversary by the way! I am so glad to be here during it….well a good part of it, May we have more years of it and may we please not have any horrible fights or hurt each other!

I have had so many good memories from this game, so many great friends came from this fandom and I am so happy that we get to share this game and be together!

Everyone hug!

💗♥💜💙💚💛❤💖💝💓💞💕❣💟LOVE LOVE 💗♥💜💙💚💛❤💖💝💓💞💕❣💟

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wtf-fun-factss:

Americans spend $43 to sit and wait for doctors - WTF fun fact

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kazucrash:

Team Fortress 2
Publisher: Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts (Retail)
Developer: Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts UK (PS3)
Platform: Windows, Mac, Linux, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3
Year: 2007 (Windows, 360, PS3), 2010 (Mac), 2013 (Linux)

Happy 10th anniversary, Team Fortress 2!

October 09 2017

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justnoodlefishthings:

archiemcphee:

The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman off the coast of Maine. The pearlescent lobster, whose enchanting coloring is most likely the result of leucism, was thrown back into the sea after the fisherman discovered she was a lady lobster.

image

[via The Mary Sue]

Department of Extraordinary Lobsters

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micspam:

fiilme:

i still cant believe they havent taken down the shirt i put it up there last friday im crying


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catluniscia:

Deviantart Youtube Redbubble Teepublic Patreon Ko-fi Commission

Lines by teamzoth from Deviantart

So this is my entry for the color me club’s contest for this month.

It is art of Rachnera Arachne from Monster Musume No Iru Michijou.

She is being all cute and flirting. With her fangs out waiting to bite people….don’t worry she is just into tieing people only….not that I read the manga….yea I did -_- oh don’t judge me Its silly and full of cheesecake and lots of ecchi and boobs but like….there are actually monster people….sometimes monster men….and not just cutesy anime boys with animal ears (Like a certain ‘dating’ game) But I like to think maybe one day I will find a manga like this with guys soon….I wish that one day

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gerbilfluff:

eastgermanhattrick:

chauvinistsushi:

trick or treating with three of your past lives?

This shouldn’t be as cute as it is.

Never too late, for a concept full of this much d'aww.

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evenmoreuserboxes:

titaniumcatnip:

You forgot the “not”

no, i didn’t, actually.

this site is so goddamn anti-recovery. i’ve been spending years trying to get better but everyone’s mindset of “if you spend every hour of every day wanting to kill yourself you’re valid uwu” was just making my health worse. everyone on this site would be doing much better if they would stop being so negative.

it’s as if you want to stay mentally ill. you would think that people so miserable would want their lives to improve. if you want to get any better, stop rejecting every bit of positivity you see and forcing your toxic mindset on others.

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marvelentertainment:

‪Stop by the #MarvelNYCC booth (#1354) this weekend and collect all four exclusive art posters!

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pinkcheesegreenghost:

mcdonalds when rick n morty fans found out there was no meme sauce

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fuckyeahtf2:

This is the final reminder to submit your TF2 related stories, memories, screenshots etc. for our Tumblr Celebrates 10 Years of TF2 mini-event-thingy. Submit your stuff either here (if including images) or here (text only). 

We’ve got some great story submissions so far and are looking for more more more. We’ll also be accepting submissions and asks on the 10th so no pressure to do it today. In the meantime, I’m scrambling to get the rest of the planned event ready as well. Holding two jobs normally leaves little free time to do stuff like this. 

- Critical

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kuzqfloin:

MacCready aka Mac n cheese- dedicated to @keycchan

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comcastkills:

me getting up at 3 am to consume water

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